April 2011
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i have a problem with going to places where people are less intelligent than i.
– john, on his aversion to malls.
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betsy: charlie almost got away today.
pop: what happened?
betsy: he was loose and he doesn't listen to me.
john: probably because he doesn't understand you.
betsy: yeah maybe i should try spanish.
john: or maybe because he's a dog.
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two rather frightening things happened today, right on top of each other:
1) i was taking the elevator up from the lobby and it gave a great lurch and stopped between the second and third floor, dropping so suddenly that i was floating for a millisecond. i pushed nearly all of the buttons before resigning myself to staring at the light coming in from the third floor at eye level. surely it would...
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The Book of Joel
vanityfair:
Yesterday Billy Joel and his publisher, HarperCollins, announced that singer’s memoir, Book of Joel, will not be released. Though the book has already been written, according to the Associated Press, Joel is no longer “interested in talking about the past.” VF Daily intercepted and read the book, and we have to agree there is definitely a well-worn quality to it. Here, take a...